Prick of the Week No. 34: The Upcoming Harry Kane Transfer Saga

This week’s prick has only just begun. It’s going to rumble on and relentlessly on and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it or escape it.   So who’s this week’s prick then? A change of direction this week as we go for a more conceptual prick, a prick whose prickishness is […]

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How each ‘big six’ club last fared in a season out of Europe

Arsenal‘s Europa League semi-final defeat to Unai Emery’s Villarreal ensured that they’ll be without silverware this season. Not only that, but they’re facing the prospect of failing to qualify for European competition for the first time in over 25 years, something that their big-name Premier League rivals – including Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United – […]

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Gossip: Man City eye Rice, PSG want Salah to replace Mbappe

Man City want Declan Rice if they must replace Fernandinho, while PSG would prefer Mo Salah to fill Kylian Mbappe’s boots…   CITY TO MOVE FOR RICE  Manchester City could reverse ferret over Fernandinho’s future, apparently. That’s the word according to the Daily Mail. It was thought that Fernandinho would be heading through the Etihad […]

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Prick of the Week No. 32: Graeme Souness and his alternative facts

We were, like so many of you, gravely shocked that a former Liverpool and Rangers ankle-botherer has at best a shaky grasp of the finances and behind-the-scenes goings on at Manchester United.   So who’s this week’s prick then? Renowned former hardman turned big soft pearl-clutching, haircut-disliking Sky pundit, Graeme Souness.   What’s he done? […]

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Gossip: Arsenal to re-sign midfielder, Liverpool lag in Haaland race

Arsenal have told Glen Kamara there is a five-year contract waiting for him, while Liverpool don’t want to pay for Haaland…   ARSENAL FOCUS ON KAMARA Arsenal were among the clubs eyeing up Yves Bissouma but with a queue forming for the Brighton midfielder, the Gunners are looking at other possible targets. Including one of […]

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Gossip: Arsenal eye Brandt, Man Utd’s plan for Sancho bargain

Arsenal have identified an alternative to Martin Odegaard at Dortmund, who may succumb to Ed Woodward’s devilish genius…   ARSENAL LINE UP BRANDT BARGAIN Arsenal would love to keep hold of Martin Odegaard next season but there are a number of good reasons why they won’t. Apparently, Real Madrid ‘are counting on’ the Norwegian playmaker […]

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Watch: Arsene Wenger addresses Arsenal takeover talk

Legendary former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was on punditry duty for Chelsea’s Champions League semi-final against Real Madrid, and he had some interesting things to say about his old club. Tensions have been high among the Arsenal fanbase over the past 10 days, following the club’s announcement it intended to join the new Super League […]

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Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal strikers struggling with goalscoring burden

The attackers at Liverpool, Tottenham and Arsenal are entitled to ask for a little help. At least Leeds’ defenders are covering for their abject lack of goals from midfield.   It is generally regarded as a good sign when goals are spread out throughout a team and the Premier League table seems to back that […]

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Manchester United ‘bust-up’ is a whole load of nonsense

Manchester United captain Harry Maguire called teammate Fred a “f**king idiot” so obviously everyone has absolutely lost their minds.   Spot the difference ‘Spotify’s billionaire founder has teamed up with three of Arsenal’s most famous Invincibles as he prepares to test Stan Kroenke’s resolve by making a takeover offer for Arsenal. Telegraph Sport can reveal that Daniel […]

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