Top 10 goalkeepers of the Premier League season

More than half of these goalkeepers were Premier League rookies at the start of the season. Including our number one No.1..   10) Kasper Schmeichel (Leicester City) The Leicester keeper has had a satisfactory season by the high standards he has set in the Leicester goal for the last decade. His 65.7% save ratio ranks […]

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Ten players Spurs might wildly spaff their Kane windfall on

So you might have heard that Harry Kane wants to leave Spurs. A wise decision. But it’s not quite as simple as that, because Kane was a dafty and signed a big fat contract extension in 2018 and that means that if he does get his wish and escape trophyless banter purgatory at Spurs, someone […]

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Top ten Premier League players who have won f*** all

Harry Kane tops this list, which is obviously why he wants to leave. It’s not good company in which to find yourself. And we do mean f*** all. No Second Division titles, no Turkish Cups, no Asian Games, no play-offs, no nothing…   10) James Beattie He scored the same number of Premier League goals […]

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Top ten Prem disappointments who should thrive next season

Thiago has concluded a difficult season in fine form for Liverpool. Some players will hope to overcome similar obstacles next campaign.   10) Ryan Fraser (Newcastle) When Ryan Fraser invited the ire of Keith, 54, Hull by honouring the terms of his Bournemouth contract and subsequently deciding to protect his future employment prospects by not […]

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Ten easiest ever routes to the Champions League final

Both Bayern and PSG benefited from kind runs last season, while Manchester United and Chelsea have had their share of Champions League luck. After looking at the toughest ever routes to a Champions League final, it is time to rank the easiest.   10) Bayern Munich 2009/10 It will remain the final Champions League campaign […]

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Top ten Premier League top scorers by minutes per goal

It’s never just about the Premier League top scorers list; that’s usually dominated by the strikers who play every week. We also want to know who scores Premier League goals the most often. And we have set a minimum of six goals to weed out the freaks…   10) Dominic Calvert-Lewin Goals: 14 Minutes: 2,330 […]

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Ten toughest ever routes to the Champions League final

PSG may reach the Champions League final after facing Manchester United, Leipzig, Barca, Bayern and City. These routes make that look simple.   10) Liverpool 2004/05 “We’ve avoided the very biggest but that doesn’t mean we’ve avoided the best – last year it was some of the smaller teams that did very well,” said Rick […]

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Ten Spursiest moments of Jose Mourinho’s Tottenham reign

In the giddy, whirlwind 48 hours between the formation and dissolution of the Super League, Spurs somehow managed to find time to sack their manager. Brought in to finally take Spurs away from their Spursy heritage and deliver long-awaited silverware, Jose Mourinho instead made them Spursier than they had been at any time since Tim […]

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Top ten Premier League players outside the Big Snaky Six

Jack Grealish is in medal position but has more competition than usual when it comes to the best Premier League players outside the Big Six. This lot scoff at the European Super League.   10) Dominic Calvert-Lewin It is a symptom of how high Dominic Calvert-Lewin raised his own bar that this season might be […]

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Top ten next managerial destinations for Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho is surely coming towards the end of his Tottenham tenure, but where will he go next? International management is a possibility.   10) Crystal Palace It is fairly common knowledge that Jose Mourinho loves Crystal Palace. There are unconfirmed reports of his bedroom being covered in Aki Riihilati posters. His ringtone is said […]

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