How Jurgen Klopp saved us from the Super League…

Those of you thinking that a massive fan backlash brought down the Super League are mistaken; it was all Jurgen Klopp. Oh and Edward Woodward is a victim in all this too.   Omission possible ‘British Super League secretly planned with Celtic and Rangers joining Premier League giants Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea’ – The […]

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City ‘helped save football’ and Woodward was innocent bystander

Manchester City ‘helped save English football’. Roman Abramovich’s ‘reputation and legacy will not be tainted’. Ed Woodward was ‘undermined’.   Sportswashing machine Mediawatch were willing to give Ian Herbert the benefit of the doubt after seeing this MailOnline headline atop his opinion piece: ‘Sheikh Mansour is the unlikely saviour of football. Man City’s owner knows his […]

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Why are we pretending Jurgen Klopp ‘came out fighting’?

Why is everybody pretending that Jurgen Klopp ‘came out fighting’? He was madder at Gary Neville and Leeds United than his owners for taking the club into the Super League…   Rousing the Klopp It seems that the media was so desperate for Jurgen Klopp to come out all guns blazing against the European Super […]

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Tottenham sack Jose Mourinho: A ‘bizarre’ mistake?

It’s a dull day for football news, what with the European Super League and European superpower Tottenham sacking Jose Mourinho…   European Super League: The latest ‘Countdown star Susie Dent shades European Super League with well timed ‘Word of the day’’ – Metro. More as we get it.   Simple Minds The European Super League […]

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The ‘crushed’ Liverpool ‘excuse’ that was fine for Man City

The Liverpool ‘excuse’ that has been systematically ‘crushed’ was OK for Man City recently. Paul Pogba and Jose Mourinho also loved a puzzle.   Edin the clouds Manchester United beat Granada on Thursday. Edinson Cavani did a goal. There has been much talk about how they want to keep him beyond his current one-year contract. […]

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Liverpool to ignore CL exit by signing Sancho and Mbappe

Liverpool were knocked out of the Champions League on Wednesday. Looking at Thursday’s news stories you would be forgiven for not realising.   Phil me up The biggest story emerging from Wednesday evening’s Champions League games was not Liverpool exiting at the hands of Real Madrid or Manchester City reaching their first semi-final under Pep […]

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Kane to Man United? Absolutely not. Kane to West Ham? Maybe

Harry Kane is Drake rejecting Man Utd but quite liking the idea of West Ham. Thomas Tuchel might not just be there to keep the Germans happy.   Classy Tuch A total of 79 days have passed since ‘the most brutal of all’ Chelsea sackings. ‘Lampard is a Chelsea legend, the club’s all time record […]

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Lingard given double ‘warning’ about Arsenal and dancing

Jesse Lingard is on his third punditry strike. The first two seem harsh. And Harry Kane will decide whether Tottenham sell their best player.   Geek like me This might be our favourite pithy description yet of the one thing that dominates football discourse like no other: from Graeme Bryce’s exclamation mark-riddled report for The Sun […]

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At least one tired old Jose Mourinho tactic still works…

Jose Mourinho does not dominate in quite the same way as when he first graced the Premier League. But one tactic works better than ever.   The long con Mediawatch is under no impression that the biggest story emerging from Sunday evening was anything other than Jose Mourinho’s post-match comments on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. They […]

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‘Harry Kane to Chelsea’ is ultimate Hammers p***-take

Harry Kane to Chelsea is an idea that only a West Ham fan could suggest. Plus, some bizarre Jesse Lingard talk…   Hammer time You’re a West Ham fan. You’re paid ridiculous amounts of money by the Daily Mail to write about sport. You’re a West Ham fan. You have a column deadline but you […]

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