Solskjaer ‘faith’ almost ‘rewarded’ – but don’t forget Lampard

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should have an ‘automatic’ contract renewal at Man United for turning up to press conferences. And there’s more Frank…   Sol searching Credit to Simon Stone of BBC Sport for writing the entirety of his reaction to Manchester United’s 3-2 defeat to Roma on Thursday before the game itself. Always best to […]

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Still giving Bambi Lampard credit for Chelsea?

We should still be giving credit to Frank Lampard for this Chelsea success, apparently. Or should that be Bambi?   Bambi: The sequel Mediawatch has just spent a very enjoyable five minutes re-reading its own work from January 26, the day after Frank Lampard/Bambi was sacked by Chelsea. It really is an excellent Mediawatch, which […]

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How to get clicks on Man City? Mention Man United

Man City don’t bring in the clicks so let’s pretend that Pep Guardiola has had a pop at Manchester United, shall we?   Punch drunk Did you see Pep Guardiola having a churlish pop at Manchester United on BT Sport after his Man City team reached the Champions League final? If so, congratulations because you […]

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Manchester United protestors letting down Solskjaer? F*** off

Why don’t Manchester United fans think of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer instead of leveraged buy-outs by money-grabbing owners?   Clickheads In 2021, every tweet designed to bring in clicks – which is every content tweet ever – is described and dismissed as ‘clickbait’, which has replaced ‘lazy journalism’ and ‘fake news’ as the response of choice […]

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Leicester are petrified; Pogba is an employee; f*** Norwich

Leicester are petrified of variables that probably won’t happen as was first reported in early February. Paul Pogba understands contract law.   Sun block ‘THE Sun is standing united with English football this weekend in response to the ongoing discriminatory abuse of players on social media. All of our Twitter accounts including Sport, Football, TV […]

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Liverpool being urged to spend non-existent money

Liverpool need to spend, spend, spend money that they don’t actually have. Plus, Neymar was the star in Paris. Wait a minute…   No Ney Never There must have been a point when the Daily Mirror‘s Andy Dunn contemplated changing his opinion piece from one about the brilliance of Neymar to the brilliance of Manchester […]

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‘Perplexing’ Tuchel stopped Chelsea thrashing ‘old’ Real

Thomas Tuchel has transformed Chelsea completely. He deserves so much credit. But his ‘treatment’ of one player in particular is ‘perplexing’.   Ageing Olympics Chelsea were excellent against Real Madrid on Tuesday. They had more shots than their hosts and scored an important away goal ahead of the second leg of their Champions League semi-final […]

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Chelsea condemned to Conference by ‘boffins’

Bad news for Chelsea as they prepare to face Real Madrid; the boffins have condemned them to the Europa Conference League…   Imperious new clothes ‘THOMAS TUCHEL is banking on Chelsea’s youth and ambition as his best shot against Real Madrid. ‘A team playing their first Champions League semi-final in seven years cannot go toe-to-toe […]

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Manchester United ‘bust-up’ is a whole load of nonsense

Manchester United captain Harry Maguire called teammate Fred a “f**king idiot” so obviously everyone has absolutely lost their minds.   Spot the difference ‘Spotify’s billionaire founder has teamed up with three of Arsenal’s most famous Invincibles as he prepares to test Stan Kroenke’s resolve by making a takeover offer for Arsenal. Telegraph Sport can reveal that Daniel […]

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Manchester United ‘mob’ should just buy Glazers out themselves

It worked for Rio Ferdinand when he said Newcastle fans should shut up or buy the club. Now that Manchester United ‘mob’ get the same advice.   Mobheads ‘UNITED STARS IN ATTACK SCARE’ is an incredibly eye-catching headline on the back page of the Daily Mail. It grabs the attention immediately for an exclusive from Chris […]

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