Harry Maguire to miss ALL of Euros? That’s the ‘fear’

The Sun tried to rule out Harry Maguire for the whole of the Euros to fit their narrative…   Crocky road We read all about those terrible England ‘omens’ after Wednesday night’s win over Austria and now things have got even worse. Yes, even worse. As if that were even bloody possible. Now it’s the […]

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Liverpool media angry over TAA; ‘nobody ever criticises Pep’

The Liverpool media are furious at the prospect of Trent Alexander-Arnold missing out for England. And Pep Guardiola never gets criticism.   Harrowing headline of this or any other day ‘GARETH GETS HIS CHOPPER OUT’ – Daily Star.   Golden shower ‘Gary Lineker believes England have got a new Golden Generation thanks to the emergence […]

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Man United to offer £200m and captaincy for Kane?

Man United were so ‘misfiring’ in the Europa League final that they need to spend £200m on Harry Kane, says his biographer…   Exclusively small-time Old-school football journalists are odd creatures. All ego and puffed-up self-importance, getting news out first and then – more importantly – being recognised for getting that news out first, is […]

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Man United problem solved as ‘big brains’ Arsenal are mocked

All Man United needed against Villarreal in the Europa League final was Harry Maguire. Unai Emery showed up those ‘big brains’ at Arsenal.   Destiny’s mild The Sun are struggling massively with the concept of Man United losing the Europa League final despite it falling on May 26. Neil Custis writes: ‘Solskjaer had claimed it was […]

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Spurs tempt Bale fate as Kane warned off shock Chelsea move

Harry Kane wore a Spurs shirt so he is staying. Harry Kane signed a Spurs shirt so he is leaving. But not to Chelsea if he wants trophies.   Crock of kit Tottenham unveiled their new home kit for the 2021/22 season at 8am on Monday. That the pictures they published featured Harry Kane wearing […]

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Kane confusion, Maguire inclusion, Mbappe infusion

Harry Kane hints point in two different directions, Harry Maguire makes a team of the season for being a ‘tough cookie’ and Kylian Mbappe is joining Liverpool again…   The Crooks of the tatter Not for Garth Crooks the difficult choice between Kyle Walker and Joao Cancelo at right-back or the hear-wrenching toss-up between Luke […]

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Mediawatch special: Harry Kane and the ‘vulnerable’ Levy

Harry Kane dominates the football media but let’s not pretend he is in control here…   Scrambled eggs The Sun had an ‘exclusive’ on May 12: ‘HARRY KANE will be stuck at Tottenham unless Pep Guardiola demands Manchester City sign him over Erling Haaland. Even then, it would require a transfer record-busting bid of more […]

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The Sun are advertising Harry Kane once again…

The Sun are desperately trying to sell Harry Kane to Manchester City or Manchester United.   Kane and unable to get out A bizarre back page from The Sun on Thursday as it takes two reporters – Duncan Wright and Martin Blackburn – to bring us the startling news that: ‘HARRY KANE will be stuck […]

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Liverpool ‘suffer’ because of Manchester United ‘uninterest’

Manchester United are being made to play four games in nine days but spare a thought for Liverpool, whose ineptitude might not be excused.   You ain’t got no alibi Liverpool have drawn (9) or lost (9) more Premier League games than they have won (16) this season. Liverpool were beaten in six consecutive home […]

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What’s worse? Crooks on Pogba and Salah or Collymore on Tuchel?

Garth Crooks look like a silly old man as he discusses Paul Pogba and Mo Salah, while Stan Collymore thinks Chelsea are good under Thomas Tuchel by accident.   Hair of the Pog It’s a good day for Mediawatch when Garth Crooks is trending. It’s not such a good day for Garth Crooks, who frankly […]

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